Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Momisms 101

I thought it would be fun to share my expriences as the Mom of a teenager which is on MANY levels, the most difficult yet fun experience with a child:

Path201X: "If those jeans you're wearing get any tighter, you're going to be a walking case of Candida albicans".

DD: " Is that some microbiology term?".

Path201x: "Yes"

DD: "Does this mean you think I look stank?"

Path201X: "It means that if you keep washing those jeans in hot water, you're gonna BE stank".

DD: "Dang Mom, it's like that"?

Path201X: "Just say no to being a walking petri dish, okay Boo Boo"?


  1. I would hate to see what you have to say when you're an MD. I can only imagine the terms! Lml.